Getting Revenge on Your Ex-Boyfriend

Almost every girl has had her heart broken by that one jerk of an ex-boyfriend that she never saw coming.  You know him; he’s that guy that just cheated on you.  He’s the creep that tried to hit on your best friend.  He’s the insensitive loser that broke up with you on your birthday.  You where a great girlfriend, you did everything, you fell head over heels in love and you got screwed over, BIG TIME!  This ex-boyfriend who so badly needs to be taught a lesson has some how brought you from happy loving girlfriend to, that girl who has to get revenge.  This sad excuse for a man most likely really deserves the worse revenge that you and a top-notch team of best friends can think up. 

There is just one problem.  It’s really hard to move on with your life when your busy checking your ex-boyfriends e-mail.  Sadly revenge on someone who hurt you so badly quickly becomes a full time job.  If you get caught in the habit of plotting revenge well still getting through your day (work, school, being a mom, whatever it is that you do) your not going to have all that much time left to be happy.  Happy people move on.  Happy people get new boyfriends who are a thousand times better then the creepy ex-boyfriend.  Happy people don’t go to their ex-boyfriends work and tell everyone he works with exactly why they should hate him.  Happy people don’t find out where he’s going Saturday night (by reading his e-mail or stocking his friends) so they can show up and freak out.  Happy people don’t get stuck in a rut.

Sure you can get drunk and cry at the next bar you see him at to make him feel really bad (or maybe just sorry for you).  You can put Alaska fish fertilizer into the air intake of his car (it’ll cost you about $25 and you’ll need about 8 showers after touching it) it’s smell rank enough to keep him from taking any other girls out on dates for a good month.  There are tons of great ways to turn into an obsessive crazy that plans their day around making some creeps (that really does deserve it) day hell.  I how ever would have to recommend that you make this your last search for horrible ways to get revenge on your ex-boyfriend.  Use the time you had set aside for something else. Hop on over to your closet put on one hell of a sexy outfit and head out with your fierce friends (they’re so awesome that they where willing to touch fish fertilizer just for you!), and go be you fabulous self some where that a great guy who wont warrant revenge can find you.