10 Things NOT to do to Make Your Girlfriend Laugh

            Ask almost any girl what they are looking for in a partner and you’ll get “good sense of humor” or “funny” way up at the top of the list.  Yes, it’s true us girls love a guy who can turn our worst day into a night of laughter, (who wouldn’t love that?). 

When you’re looking for laughter that will lead to dating, to a relationship, to romance here are a couple angles to avoid.

1.     Putting any sort of sign on her back and letting her walk around the mall with it on

2.     Put any sort of extreme hot sauce into the ketchup bottle.

3.     Pretend to hit on her sister, this one’s not even funny when you do it to your friends.

4.     Hiding laxatives in anything she’s going to eat

5.     Skinny dipping and then stealing her clothes

6.     Hitting her with water balloons when she thinks your about to go somewhere nice

7.     Hide a dead fish in her room (or anywhere for that matter)

8.     Pour Alaska Fish Fertilizer into the air intake of her car (if her cars to rank to drive… she wont be coming to visit you)

9.     You can take your girlfriend antiquing but never antique her

10.   Grease her toilet seat; no girl has ever simultaneously falling off a butter cover toilet seat and into love.

It’s important to remember that pranks to use on your buddies and pranks to use on your girlfriend are not always interchangeable.  Being the next best thing to Steve-O from Jack Ass gets you no closer to being prince charming.